Dear cold-from-hell,

After a week in your clutches I'm seriously considering a messy divorce involving heavy medication if you're not backing off anytime soon - preferably now!
While I don't mind scheduling more naps a day than I have taken since my toddler days, and while I absolutely love the great (if a little disturbing) dreams of Viggo and Orli my brain has blessed me with lately - I do want my life back. Please. Now!

Sincerely,
coughing-her-lungs-out me